Solve all of your home security needs while protecting the environment! How? Buy a snake, and put it in the grass! Predators dare not step foot upon your poisonously python protected private property!
See action shots of our latest satisfied customers:
This week's submission comes from little 4-month-old Ricky from Yorkshire. His parents Pat and Chris say, "Thanks so much S.I.T.S. for our safe home. Ricky is warming up and practicing his own predator protection skills!"
Each snake requires one year of physical training on real human flesh as you raise them in their play pens. After they gain a taste for blood, let them loose on your lawn and let the simultaneous safety and hilarity ensue!
After our snakes perish, they will fully biodegrade into your lawn. Also, the rotting snake smell will also deter burglars from entering your private property.
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