Crog Inc.

It's a Cog! That's it!

This is a sprocket. You might call it a gear. Or possibly a cog. We call it a Crog! It's from some random piece of machinery scrap donated to us by someone, somewhere, some time ago.

The new Crog is just $10,000.00.

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A drawing of a Crog which looks like a gear, cog, or sprocket

Compare Crog to other products.

Product Quality Durability Flexibility Price
Crog High Quality Forever Like rubber $10,000,000
Gear Poor Quality 1 minute Like a bar of soap $10,000
Cog Crap Quality Not very long Like a 90-year-old $10
Sprocket Non-existent Already broken Already shattered $0.01